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Neat & Unapologetic — I’ll Take My Whisky Neat T-shirt

$53.33 $44.44 NZD

This shirt is for the whisky lovers who don’t just sip—they make a statement. The I’ll Take My Whisky Neat Because FUCK ICE T-Shirt is a bold, fearless declaration of taste and attitude, perfect for anyone who knows that whisky is best enjoyed straight from the glass, untainted by ice or compromise. It’s more than a shirt; it’s a lifestyle choice, a conversation starter, and a badge of honor for those who appreciate the full flavor, aroma, and character of a fine dram. Whether you’re a bourbon devotee, a single malt connoisseur, or simply someone who enjoys a strong pour with a strong personality, this tee captures that unapologetic confidence in a single, sharp statement. Designed for comfort and style, it’s perfect for bar nights, whisky tastings, backyard gatherings, or even casual days when you want your personality to do the talking. The viral, eye-catching slogan is crafted to resonate with social media culture, making it a perfect fit for Twitter humor, viral threads, and those who love to show off their tastes with a wink and a grin. It celebrates individuality, rebellion against the ordinary, and the joy of embracing what you love without compromise. Made with quality materials that keep it soft, durable, and ready for repeated wear, this tee balances edgy humor with everyday practicality. Slip it on, pour yourself a neat glass of your favorite whisky, and let the shirt do the talking while you savor every moment. It’s bold, it’s memorable, and it’s unapologetically you—a perfect gift for yourself or any whisky enthusiast who believes that ice has no place in a truly perfect pour. This is not just a shirt; it’s a statement, a culture, and a lifestyle, all wrapped in one viral-ready design that screams confidence, individuality, and the simple truth that some things are best enjoyed neat.

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  • Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
  • Lightweight fabric: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)

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  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

Neat & Unapologetic — I’ll Take My Whisky Neat T-shirt Size Guide

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Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
28
18
16.75
M
29
20
17.88
L
30
22
19.13
XL
31
24
20.38
2XL
32
26
21.63
3XL
33
28
22.75

Measurements are provided by suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).

Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.

 


A Length

Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.


B Width

Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.


C Sleeve length

Place the end of the tape at the center back of the collar, then pull the tape measure along the top seam of the sleeve. When you get to the shoulder hold the tape in place at the shoulder and continue to pull down the sleeve until you reach the hem of the sleeve.

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