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Beam Me Up This Place Sucks T-Shirt

¥3,980 ¥3,183 JPY

Blast off in style with the Beam Me Up This Place Sucks T-Shirt, a viral Twitter favorite that perfectly blends sarcastic humor with retro sci-fi attitude for fans who feel a little out of this world. Inspired by Stranger Things aesthetics and classic UFO imagery, this tee delivers bold cosmic vibes with an edgy, relatable message that instantly connects with anyone who’s ever wanted an alien escape from everyday chaos. Crafted from soft, breathable, high-quality fabric for all-day comfort, it’s perfect for casual wear, conventions, night outings, or just flexing your love for extraterrestrial culture online and in real life. Whether you’re into UFO themes, vintage sci-fi energy, ironic humor, or statement fashion that turns heads and sparks laughs, this shirt is a must-have addition to your collection—funny, rebellious, and effortlessly viral.

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  • Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
  • Lightweight fabric: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)

Size & Fit

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

Beam Me Up This Place Sucks T-Shirt Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
28
18
16.75
M
29
20
17.88
L
30
22
19.13
XL
31
24
20.38
2XL
32
26
21.63
3XL
33
28
22.75

Measurements are provided by suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).

Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.

 


A Length

Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.


B Width

Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.


C Sleeve length

Place the end of the tape at the center back of the collar, then pull the tape measure along the top seam of the sleeve. When you get to the shoulder hold the tape in place at the shoulder and continue to pull down the sleeve until you reach the hem of the sleeve.

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