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Top And Lobsters Torture My C*ck & B*lls Funny Shirt

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Make a bold and unapologetically edgy statement with the Top And Lobsters Torture My C*ck & B*lls Funny Shirt. Designed for those who love dark humor and aren’t afraid to push boundaries, this shirt blends absurdity with shock-value comedy for maximum attention.

Crafted from soft, breathable fabric, it ensures all-day comfort whether you’re out with friends, at a casual hangout, or just expressing your unique sense of humor. The eye-catching graphic and provocative slogan make it a guaranteed conversation starter—perfect for people who enjoy memes, ironic fashion, and standing out from the crowd.

This shirt pairs easily with jeans, shorts, or layered streetwear styles, making it as versatile as it is daring. Whether you’re buying it for yourself or as a gag gift, it’s a standout piece for anyone who appreciates unconventional, no-filter humor.

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  • Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Heather colors are 65% polyester, 35% cotton
  • Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
  • Relaxed fit
  • Unisex sizing

Size & Fit

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

Top And Lobsters Torture My C*ck & B*lls Funny Shirt Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
28
18
16.75
M
29
20
17.88
L
30
22
19.13
XL
31
24
20.38
2XL
32
26
21.63
3XL
33
28
22.75

Measurements are provided by suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).

Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.

 


A Length

Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.


B Width

Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.


C Sleeve length

Place the end of the tape at the center back of the collar, then pull the tape measure along the top seam of the sleeve. When you get to the shoulder hold the tape in place at the shoulder and continue to pull down the sleeve until you reach the hem of the sleeve.

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