If You're Not Masturbating To Me I Can Only Assume You're Masturbating Against Me Hat
The “If You’re Not Masturbating To Me I Can Only Assume You’re Masturbating Against Me” hat is the ultimate conversation starter for anyone who thrives on bold humor, internet wit, and unapologetic self-confidence.This cap blends cheeky irreverence with a confident, in-your-face statement that’s equal parts funny and provocative. Made for those who don’t just enter a room but own it, this hat is perfect for parties, festivals, casual hangouts, or simply adding a spark of meme-worthy chaos to your daily look. Its eye-catching text will get double-takes, laughs, and maybe even a few blushes, making it more than just an accessory — it’s a personality piece. Whether you’re channeling your inner online troll, flexing your sass, or showing the world you’re not afraid to push buttons, this hat makes sure your presence is impossible to ignore.
More details
- 100% chino cotton twill
- Green Camo color is 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester
- One size fits most
- Buckle Closure
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: segmameet
- Email: contact@support.segmameet.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the lead, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
- Circumference: 23 ⅝" - 24 ⅜"
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.