You Are The Exit Liquidity T-Shirt
You Are The Exit Liquidity Shirt – For the Sharp, the Savvy, and the Slightly Rugged
You’ve played the market. You’ve chased the pump. You’ve seen green candles turn red faster than a rug pull. And through it all, you’ve learned one undeniable truth: sometimes you are the exit liquidity. This shirt is your badge of honor—a witty nod to every investor who’s been left holding the bag but still walks away with their humor (and hopefully some capital) intact.
For the True Market Veteran
Whether you’ve been burned in crypto, stuck in a meme stock rollercoaster, or caught in the middle of a whale’s big sell-off, this shirt speaks your language. It’s for traders who understand that losses are just expensive tuition for the school of market life.
A Statement of Resilience
The bold slogan cuts through small talk and sparks instant recognition from other market warriors. Wear it to meetups, trading seminars, crypto conventions, or just while doomscrolling charts at home—it’s the ultimate icebreaker for finance-minded friends.
Premium Comfort Meets Streetwise Style
Crafted from a soft, breathable cotton-poly blend, this tee is made for all-day comfort, whether you’re celebrating a win or mourning a red portfolio. Its modern fit and durable print mean it’ll survive more cycles than some altcoins. Available in multiple colors and sizes, it’s versatile enough to pair with jeans, joggers, or even your “lucky” trading hoodie.
The Perfect Gift for Investors Who Get It
Know a friend who talks in candlestick patterns and market caps? Surprise them with the You Are The Exit Liquidity Shirt—a hilarious, relatable gift they’ll wear with pride (and maybe a little financial PTSD).
Own your story. Wear your wisdom. And remember: in the game of gains, sometimes survival is the win.
More details
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
- Relaxed fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: segmameet
- Email: contact@support.segmameet.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
You Are The Exit Liquidity T-Shirt Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
26.62
|
18.25
|
16.25
|
|
M
|
28
|
20.25
|
17.75
|
|
L
|
29.37
|
22
|
19
|
|
XL
|
30.75
|
24
|
20 1/2
|
|
2XL
|
31.62
|
26
|
21.75
|
|
3XL
|
32 1/2
|
27.75
|
23.25
|
|
4XL
|
33 1/2
|
29.75
|
24.63
|